Monday, January 24, 2011

mayhem-is-coming-allstate

WHEN THIS SICK COMMERCIAL DEBUTED, I COULD NOT TOLERATE IT AT ALL--IT INFURIATED ME. NOW, HOWEVER, SOMEBODY AT ALLSTATE HAS RECONSIDERED AND MADE IT ONE OF THE MOST CELEBRATED AND ORIGINAL AUTO INSURANCE COMMERCIAL TELEVISED. BELOW IS MY ORIGINAL TEXT:

ALLSTATE MUST HAVE LOST THEIR MIND," stated Earl R. Stonebridge when asked his opinion on the new commercials by Allstate. "Where in the hell is Mayhew, the guy who has made those really cool commercials? If this new campaign is for real, Allstate has made a mammoth error--America has enough "mayhem" already. We sure as hell don't need to be driven further nutty by gross commercials. The government is all the "mayhem" we need and that is way too much. My suggestion: fire the silly guy who is flailing about in the road and acting like a deer and get the original "good hands" man back. I never tired of those commercials."

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