NOT ALL SENIORS ARE SENILE ...

NOT ALL SENIORS ARE SENILE ...
Originally uploaded by mrbill78636

This is not the kind of love story that will appeal to all, but to many, it will touch them in a way no romance has ever touched them. Note the twinkle in the old gentleman's eye and the eager smile on the young lady's face. You have not even a slight hint of the joy that will result from this nubial narrative. Do read this and remember, you too can enjoy life as you grow older.
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NOT ALL SENIORS ARE SENILE ...


An older, bald-headed man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful, much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000.00 ring. The man said, "No, I'd like to see something better, more expensive than that."

At that, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning diamond ring at $50,000.00 the jeweler said. The girl's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The elderly man, seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the elderly man stated, "By check. Now, I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds, and I'll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon."

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the elderly man and said, "There's no money in that account ! ! !"

"I know," said the elderly man. "But I had the most fantastic weekend ! ! !"

Uploaded by mrbill78636 on 25 Oct 10, 10.53PM PDT.